Quotes from Two Kids Playing Church

Gus (the pastor):  Let's sing... AAAAAAAAAMMMMMENNNNN!  AAAA-MEN AAAAA-MEN!

Grace (the opinionated congregation member): Pastors don't sing, they just sit down.
...

Gus: God decided He wanted to make peoples, so He said "I want to make peoples!" and POOF!  There they were.

Grace: Nuh-uh, "How did God make you? [paraphrasing the shorter catechism?]"  Out of mud!
...

Gus: OK, excuse me!  Starting!  Once upon a time there was a guy named Mary and Joseph..

Grace: No, no, no, you're reading about the part when Jesus died.

Gus: OK, Jesus died on the cross; the next day, they put Him in a tomb; the next day, He rose again...

Grace: No, no, Gus, try to talk about me, my name is Mary..

Gus: That's the end of the story!
....

Grace:  Gus, I have some math problems you could solve...


On to the next thing!