Gus (the pastor): Let's sing... AAAAAAAAAMMMMMENNNNN! AAAA-MEN AAAAA-MEN!
Grace (the opinionated congregation member): Pastors don't sing, they just sit down.
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Gus: God decided He wanted to make peoples, so He said "I want to make peoples!" and POOF! There they were.
Grace: Nuh-uh, "How did God make you? [paraphrasing the shorter catechism?]" Out of mud!
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Gus: OK, excuse me! Starting! Once upon a time there was a guy named Mary and Joseph..
Grace: No, no, no, you're reading about the part when Jesus died.
Gus: OK, Jesus died on the cross; the next day, they put Him in a tomb; the next day, He rose again...
Grace: No, no, Gus, try to talk about me, my name is Mary..
Gus: That's the end of the story!
....
Grace: Gus, I have some math problems you could solve...
On to the next thing!